He ain't never gunna get no chick in those pants (lovechaotically) wrote in mahopacians,
He ain't never gunna get no chick in those pants

Because I'm bored & an idiot/loser.

Snapple "Real Facts":

#71 - There is a town called Big Ugly, West Virginia.

#178 - The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.

#152 - In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.

#77 - No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

#122 - A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.

#165 - Your eye expands up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.

#140 - Holland is the only country with a national dog.

#184 - The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.

#142 - Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.

#110 - Frogs never drink.

#19 - Children grow faster in the Spring.

#115 - Bamboo makes 99% of a panda's diet.

#158 - The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star", by the Buggles.

#144 - Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.

#118 - Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.

#5 - A camel has 3 eyelids.

#91 - There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

#43 - A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways.

#143 - "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.

#131 - Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water.

#54 - The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.

#114 - The oldest known animal was a tortoise, which lived to be 152 years old.

#134 - An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.

#182 - A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.

#160 - One alternate tide that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".

#156 - Swimming pools in the U.S. contain enough water to cover San Fransico.

#190 - Thailand means "Land of the Free."

#130 - Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.

#176 - The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.

#146 - The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.

#147 - Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.

#16 - The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

#117 - The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.

#149 - Theodore Roosevelt was the only president who was blind in one eye.

#164 - The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.
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